I was chatting with a friend last night; well to be specific I was chatting with my skinny bitch friends daughter. We were commenting on how little miss skinny gave me the rule about only eating things that have a mother, came from the ground or are not white and Geri and I were remembering when we were skinny bitches and believed in those rules. We once could not understand how someone could allow themselves to be so large they had to actually wear a double digit size. Then Geri pointed out that she got in a size eight and proceeded to put her butt in her mother's face to point out that she was in an eight. I guess Geri is now a skinny bitch too!

This blog was supposed to motivate me not my followers; what's wrong with this picture? I was sick and I mean felt miserable, yet didn't lose a lousy pound.