I have all these odd fat rules if you will; such as never eat standing at the kitchen counter or over the sink. Don't eat off the plate of another person, don't eat while you are cooking, I don't even taste while I am cooking, I just trust my recipes! If my french fries are too salty, I can almost guarantee that the person who salted them was over weight. With all these rules one would think I would not be fat; I wonder what size I would be if I did not have these rules?